WORDS OF THE WEEK – POEM – Twitter, Short but Tweet by ECvW

Twitter, Short but Tweet.

Twitter
The great transmitter
The one-forty character emitter
For the bitter, or non-quitter
The casino spent-up-to-the-limit fritter
The political heavy hitter
—Going-off-the-rails skitter
——–With a pipe fitter or home knitter
To the quiet sitter
Recycling word litter
Ready to flitter new blue poetic glitter
Or even the rain’s patter-pitter
Keyed in bird chitter
Just for a titter
Tweets on Twitter.

By Emma van Woerkom ©2014

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PRIZE WINNING POEM: SUTTON HOO SANDMAN BY Coral Durham

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Sutton Hoo Helmet c/o the British Museum.

Sutton Hoo Sandman

So .. scrape softly, slowly,
beneath my arms.
Lovingly, gently, scoop
the sanded hills and
dips
around my planes
and bones.
Remember me?
This is the face
you loved
and stroked
beneath your
warm fingered hunger;
oh, not so very long
ago?
Now? Your whispered
breath
disturbs my rest,
and ancient grains of
sand
spill down my cheeks
as tears.

By Coral Durham ©2014

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POETRY COMPETITIONS FOR SONNETTING SERMONIZERS & LYRICAL LECTORS ALIKE!

These listed with humble thanks to the Poetry Can Website.

Pens and pencils at at attention - ready to scribe at the slightest mention.

Pens and pencils at attention – ready to scribe at the slightest mention.


Mslexia Women’s Poetry Competition 2014 (deadline 16th June)

London Magazine International Poetry Competition 2014 (deadline 30th June)

Battered Moons Poetry Competition 2014 (deadline 30th June)

Ledbury Poetry Festival 2014 Competition (deadline 10th July)

Vallum Award for Poetry 2014 (deadline 15th July)

Bradford on Avon Arts Festival Poetry Competition (deadline 30th July)

Foyle Young Poet of the Year Award now open (deadline 31st July)

Giddy Limits Poetry Competition: Retirement Poems for Women and Men (deadline 31st July)

Buzzwords 2014 Poetry Competition (deadline 17th August)

Manchester Poetry Prize 2014 (deadline 29th August)

Aesthetica Creative Writing Competition 2014 (deadline 31st Aug 2014)

Poems Please Me Prize 2014 (deadline 14th Sept)

Troubadour International Poetry Prize 2014 (deadline 20th Oct)

National Poetry Competition 2014 (deadline 31st Oct)

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WORDS OF THE WEEK – POEM – Normandy June 2014.

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9,000 Fallen Soldiers Etched into the Sand on Normandy Beach British artists Jamie Wardley and Andy Moss.

NORMANDY JUNE 2014

Here stones stand rigidly to attention,
Row upon row, pristine, off-white;
Measured, each to the same height,
All equidistance apart.
Each stone carefully engraved the same:
Number, rank and name of fallen comrade,
Someone’s son, lover, husband, brother
The orderliness of their burying
Belying the unutterable chaos of their dying.

They were not asked to die for the cause
But to kill, or be killed.
The survivors, who did not have the honour
Of being killed in battle,
Had no time to mourn their fallen friends.
It seems so long ago now, yet seventy years on
They still re-visit the killing fields
And, choosing not to talk
Of their own heroism or hell –
Weep soft tears of remembrance.

By Lynn Trowbridge

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POETIC CHALLENGE SET BY HAY FESTIVAL CAR PARK

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A quick poem in reply to a challenge set by Hay Festival Car Park Crew!!

Hay Festival Car Park – AKA The Field of Dreams.

Upon the Field of Dreams they larked
Puzzling cars to get them parked
Much to the joy of those who came
To quench their thirst on bookish game.

The rain it poured, the sun it hid.
Knee deep in mud they squelched and slid,
Till all was packed in ordered rows
As wellies leaked on freezing toes

The Night Watch in his glowing garb
(A wallet tighter than a barb)
Kept safe the field under the stars
While others ‘researched’ Hay-Town bars!

So each morning, ever readied
To aid those who felt unsteadied
They parked the cars with speedy skill
Or met new authors, such a thrill.

Some Customers, when parking done
Took selfies for our Twitter fun
And bounded off towards the tents
Some bounded quicker for the gents.

Then readings done, the volumes bought
Our brains vaporized by thought
We trudged back to those cheerful peeps
Who watched our vans and cars and jeeps.

The sun appeared, then went back in,
We took it all upon the chin
Because those guys who found us space
Made Hay-on-Wye an awesome place.

Hope you enjoy!! xxx

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HAY FESTIVAL PERFORMANCE – TOMORROW!!!

Catch us live!

Catch us live!

Don’t forget our slot at Hay Festival 2014!

Event 425 • Sunday 1 June 2014, 9am • Venue: The Oxfam Moot 

free but ticketed event with our writers performing their own pieces.  All the work will be either specially written for the festival or recent prize winning pieces, but everything is guaranteed to be brand new and debuting at Hay Festival.

Short Stories, Prose and Poetry will be tempting the ears of the 2014 audience with the aim to both entertain and stimulate the early birds.

Book your ticket now by clicking on the link below –

https://www.hayfestival.com/p-8282-hay-writers-circle.aspx

Don’t forget to browse/book the other incredible events at Hay Festival 2014 –

http://www.hayfestival.com/wales/index.aspx?skinid=2&currencysetting=GBP&localesetting=en-GB&resetfilters=true

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WORDS OF THE WEEK : POEM -Tail Slide by ECvW

Sidewalk Sidewinder. C/O lovethispic.com

Sidewalk Sidewinder.
C/O lovethispic.com

Tail Slide

Tail slide the sidewalk sidewinder.
Some boy on a board,
This girl catching air.
I’ll stop you in your office tracks;
Turn quick, tic-tac
While you just stare.

I’m the flip side. The trick on track.
A backwards facing
Shove-off flipping cash
And if I stall the street bites back,
Curbed switch-blade teeth
Raw red road rash.

By Emma van Woerkom ©2014

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Don’t forget our slot at Hay Festival 2014!

Event 425 • Sunday 1 June 2014, 9am • Venue: The Oxfam Moot 

free but ticketed event with our writers performing their own pieces.  All the work will be either specially written for the festival or recent prize winning pieces, but everything is guaranteed to be brand new and debuting at Hay Festival.

Short Stories, Prose and Poetry will be tempting the ears of the 2014 audience with the aim to both entertain and stimulate the early birds.

Book your ticket now by clicking on the link below –

https://www.hayfestival.com/p-8282-hay-writers-circle.aspx

Don’t forget to browse/book the other incredible events at Hay Festival 2014 –

http://www.hayfestival.com/wales/index.aspx?skinid=2&currencysetting=GBP&localesetting=en-GB&resetfilters=true

Among those attending, Richard & Hope Booth have booked their tickets!

richard booth

So see You There!

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***HAY FESTIVAL 2014 – SEE US THERE!!***

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We are delighted to confirm our slot at Hay Festival 2014!

Event 425 • Sunday 1 June 2014, 9am • Venue: The Oxfam Moot 

A free but ticketed event with our writers performing their own pieces.  All the work will be either specially written for the festival or recent prize winning pieces, but everything is guaranteed to be brand new and debuting at Hay Festival.

Short Stories, Prose and Poetry will be tempting the ears of the 2014 audience with the aim to both entertain and stimulate the early birds.

Book your ticket now by clicking on the link below –

https://www.hayfestival.com/p-8282-hay-writers-circle.aspx

Don’t forget to browse/book the other incredible events at Hay Festival 2014 –

http://www.hayfestival.com/wales/index.aspx?skinid=2&currencysetting=GBP&localesetting=en-GB&resetfilters=true

See You There!!!! 

 

 

 

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WORDS OF THE WEEK – RASPBERRY PICKING – A SHORT STORY

 

black bird berry

RASPBERRY PICKING by Emma van Woerkom

 Between the ages of 10 and 14; too young to get a  summer holiday job in the kitchens of the local pubs, but old enough for that need of being away from home and the watchful eyes of parents, my friends and I would spend the first part of our days raspberry picking.

Around 7 o’clock on clear sunny mornings the five of us would cycle the two and a half miles out of the village and head for Lockwood Court. A small country estate very well passed its prime with the familiar flaking manor house and crumbling stone boundary walls randomly interspaced with illustrious beech, oak and spruce trees. Grassy pathways laced the lawned gardens and fields, creating highways for the pickers to tread between the grid-like rows of fruit beds and bushes .  Straw-cribbed strawberries, pendulous black and red currants, spikey green gooseberries (when in season), a couple of rows of almost exotic logan berries and a field filled with the contorted, semi-ordered chaos of raspberry canes.

Firstly, we would have ‘the talk’ from Mr Ashcombe, a retired Lieutenant Commander whose military stature was completely lost on us. Age had caused him to stoop a little and swept-back, white hair sprouted from underneath his beige canvas hat and horizontally out of his ears. He told us how to harvest, what to select, what to leave, and most importantly, how much we would receive per punnet picked!  Choosing our adjoining rows and armed with giant green trays holding fifteen plastic punnets each, we purposefully advanced into position and began.

Idle chatter and fruit lobbing soon died away and we focused on the task ahead, while above us the sound of birds singing rose on the warming air beyond the tree tops.

Plump raspberries; pink-red, fat, delicate and juicily-soft, covered in a down of whispy short hairs and lurking evasively beneath barbed canes and dark veined leaves.  Liturgies of minute scratches marked our small, negotiating hands and the reddy liquid of squashed over-rip berries dyed our fingertips. Sometimes, a snagging sound, followed by a yelpish “Ouch!” broke the morning murmuring as puckered skin pulled free from sharp snatching hooks.

If we were lucky, one of us would find a black bird tucked down tight on its nest among the stalks. Beaded black eyes encased in the unmistakeable orange corona watched the trespasser in silent suspicion, while along the skirts of the canes it’s mate hopped, picking up our mushy cast-aways. The lucky interloper would pretend not to notice the nest and with head-in-the-air, nonchalantly move on up the row, winking.

Of course, we ate like kings! Only the very best, biggest and sweetly tart berries would pass our discerning lips and we would scoff in a continuous motion of one for us and three for the punnet.  Marks and Spencer’s customers would never know and Mr Lockwood knew that without us lowly paid pickers the fruit would rot under the sun.  Anyway, we only took as many as the fat pigeons who coo’d watchfully from the shaded pine branches.

By half-past eleven, the sun would begin to burn the backs of our necks, shoulders and creep down the exposed calves for those foolish enough to pick thorny produce in shorts. Sick of eating fruit we appeared before Mr Lockwood as angelic models of dedicated pickers with full trays eager for our wages, trying very hard to not draw attention to our full stomachs and bright pink mouths.  £5.00 was smartly handed over and with cash in-hand, we would immediately head to the village shop to convert our money into the childhood currency of sweets, while the scratches on our hands slowly smarted into that itching irritating pain only raspberry pickers know.

Sadly, like most childhood memories, change has wrought a new perspective for my nostalgic daydreams.  The fruit fields have all gone, some years ago now.  Ripped up, ploughed under, expertly landscaped and formalised into the picturesque setting of a wedding venue, which old Mr Lockwood’s grandson manages with great success.

Victorian pathways meander effortlessly among the tall trees and magnificent flower borders heave under the weight of a thousand wanton blooms, buzzing and humming with the symphony of well fed bees.  The house has been patched, painted and polished, no longer exhibiting the decay of former years, but bright, pleasing and triumphant in sunny central position.

However, I harp back to those childhood memories of friends, bird song, warm summer mornings, fifteen clear plastic punnets, the long rows of raspberry canes dripping reddy-pink and a hidden nest full of broken eggs.

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WORDS OF THE WEEK – GETTING LOST -A short story by Trudie Wingfield

The Rabbit-Dog by Favim.com

The Rabbit-Dog by Favim.com

Getting Lost by Trudie Wingfield

Spatial awareness is definitely not my strong point. As you can imagine, this can make driving to new places a bit of a nightmare and so I rely heavily on my SATNAV. Mind you,
even with the SATNAV, I can get hopelessly lost. For instance, I was travelling back from
London to Abergavenny on the M4 recently, and somehow mistook the signs saying “South
West” for “South Wales”, almost ending up in Weston Super Mare. I added over an hour on to my journey and although my husband laughed when I got home, I didn’t!

Another time, I was driving from my home in Surrey to Cambridge. It was early on a
Saturday morning and I seemed to be doing well until I reached North London when my
SATNAV asked me to turn left. I immediately obeyed, but soon realised something was
afoot, as there seemed to be an awful lot of men walking around in very tall black hats,
with curly bangs and black suits. Ofcourse I realised later that I’d turned left too soon and
had subsequently ended up in Golders Green, a heavily populated Jewish area of London
on  the Sabbath. Since I was back on track within fifteen minutes, I was able to laugh that
time – eventually!

But I suppose my favourite “getting lost” experience, was around 7 years ago, when I’d
just got a new puppy called Ferdie. He was eight weeks old and I had to take him to the
Vets’ to have his vaccinations. Until he had these, he wasn’t allowed to go outside in case of
infection, so I had to put him in his cage. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried carrying
one of these, but they’re actually rather heavy once your pet’s inside, (even though Ferdie
probably weighed less than a bag of potatoes at the time). More importantly, they’re
cumbersome and difficult to walk with, as the cage keeps bumping into your leg with every
wobbly step.

That’s why I ordered a cab (I was still learning to drive at the time). On route, I kept
speaking in soothing tones to my now whining puppy, the point being, I wasn’t watching
where we were going. Within two minutes we pulled up outside the Vets’, I paid the driver
and carried my still­-whining puppy inside.

The young, heavily madeup receptionist (who looked rather more glamorous than I expect-ed for a Vets’), stopped typing as we arrived at the desk. As she looked up from her
computer screen, her slightly bored expression turned to one of sheer horror. I thought
perhaps she was finding Ferdie’s high­ pitched whining a tad unpleasant.

“Hi,” I shouted. “I have an appointment for 2 o’clock in the name of Wingfield.”

“Oh, right,” she said. “You do know you can’t bring that in here, though.” She leant forward
and peered gingerly into the cage. “Anyway, what is it? Is it a rabbit?”

It was my turn to look shocked; a Vet’s receptionist who couldn’t tell a dog from a rabbit.

There was a bit of a pause during which I could almost hear her brain ticking over.

“Oh, you must want the Vet’s next door,” she said, with a smile. “This is a Dentist’s.”

The penny dropped and, as we both burst out laughing, Ferdie suddenly stopped whining.

“I suppose no­ one likes going to the Dentist!” I said, and we both laughed again.

The “Is it a rabbit?” story has become legendary amongst my family and friends and it just
goes to show, if getting lost is your problem, don’t worry, it can sometimes be quite fun.

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